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Katie Holmes: undercover agent for the activist collective known as Anonymous

Rumours that Katie Holmes is an undercover agent working for the activist collective known as Anonymous came to a head over the weekend. Husband Tom Cruise has been known as an undercover agent of the CIA for several years. However, it is his role as a primary source of funds for the Church of Scientology – a long-time target for certain factions within Anonymous – that began to raise suspicions.

Then, when independent accountants started to realise just how much money the Church would lose when Katie takes him for every penny he’s got, suspicions rose to a fever pitch.

Now her careless lawyers have given the game away. Katie will need to go into hiding from both the CIA and the Church. When filing the divorce papers, they named her: Anonymous. And warned Cruise, expect us.

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