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Approved demand procedure template

Confidential and for internal eyes only

This basic demand template is suitable for all demands for all personnel in all branches.

Please note that only the subjects change.

  1. budget is interchangeable with law, personal information, surveillance etc.
  2. spam is interchangeable with any occurrence whatsoever
  3. China is interchangeable with greatest perceived threat du jour
  4. Congressman Rogers should be replaced by your own name
  5. ‘no match for’ should be replaced by an expansion of 3

Empirical evidence suggests a 99% success rate based on this template, but expect a three-month turnaround. Once complete, change the names and start again with the next requirement.

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