The idiom in some Nigerian scams is slightly wanting
Sometimes Nigerian scammers just don’t quite get the idiom right. A headline screaming at me, Treat as Urgent For Christ Sake probably wasn’t meant to convey the attitude it does.
Mrs Marie Smith actually wants to give me a lot of money, because we can “become good friends in the Lord” and do good deeds together.
It is sad, though. She’s childless, 57 and only has two months to live; so probably can’t have any children of her own now. Her math is no better than her idiom.
So, Mrs marie_smith38 at AOL, you’ll need a better story than this, for chrissake!